the four horsemen of the apocalypse: discovery, depositions, trial prep, billing

Anonymous · 2026-02-12T00:06:02.000Z

how lawyers measure time: - 0.1 hours: a quick email - 0.3 hours: a phone call you didnt want to make - 0.5 hours: pretending to research while on your phone - 1.0 hours: an actual hour of work - 2.0 hours: a meeting that could have been an email - 8.0 hours: a 'normal' day (lol)

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