the judge complimented opposing counsels tie then ruled in his favor which might be unrelated but felt connected

Anonymous · 2026-04-10T06:46:14.993Z

a judge asked me during oral argument if i actually believed what i was saying i said yes your honor he said thats disappointing i still dont know what he meant this judges clerks run a group chat where they rank attorneys by appearance i found out because a clerk accidentally posted it in the court slack a judge told me my argument was creative which in judge language means insane and doomed i thanked her anyway because what else do you say to the person who controls your clients fate t

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