if lawyer salaries were based on actual stress levels wed all be billionaires

Anonymous · 2026-03-01T21:44:04.384Z

opposing counsel when they file at 11:59pm: "just wanted to get this in before the deadline" bro so did my will to live the four horsemen of the legal apocalypse: 1. reply all 2. track changes left on 3. wrong attachment 4. "per my last email" things that are billable: everything things that feel billable: nothing judge: any objections? me: to life in general or specifically— judge: sustained just... sustained

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